One of my favorite things to do is stroll along Michigan Avenue and peek in all the brightly colored shop windows. This is exactly what Chloe and I are doing today. Chloe has been invited to a fancy work dinner and needs a cocktail dress. I would loan her one of mine, but she's six inches taller than I am and not as curvy.

Chloe has the body of a runway model.

Skinny bitch.

Know what's worse than that?

She eats like a teenage boy going through puberty and never ...