"You could have simply asked me. This is private. You have my gynecological exam reports, too."

It wasn't that there was anything embarrassing in there, but it was a touch distressing to see my lack of sexual experience in black and white.

He raised his hands, but the grin on his face remained.

"Sorry. I was merely attempting to be thorough. After all, if we're married, there's no need to keep these things private."

"Well, we're not married, and maybe I don't want your pompous genes to pass ...