"This is not just a car!"

"I'm sorry, I slept through the class where cars driven by rich and famous people were discussed."

He put his hand on his chest to pretend to be hurt, and I couldn't help but giggle.

"Let me explain it to you in terms you can understand. Fuck, this car is fantastic. And this is only the second time since I bought her that I've taken her out."

"Are you implying that I should feel fortunate in some way?" He nodded firmly, and I rolled my eyes.

When we finally went off, I ...