“Thank you! Thank you! I’ll be here all night!” calls out Ernie Lemmon as he bows ridiculously for all of us. Dan Rivers and Joey Walker cheer, whooping and hollering like idiots while Mark Hawkins leads the charge in telling him to get off the stage.

“Get off and give someone else a chance!” says Chris Shepherd as he pushes himself up from the chair he is sprawled out on and reaches for the karaoke microphone in Ernie’s hand.

Immediately, Ernie snatches it away and ...