Ro was waiting with a giant fluffy towel to wrap me in but I shooed him away so I could get dressed.

My fitted black crop top had hot pink glittery letters saying "Punches like a girl. Kicks your ass." I'd paired it with black hip hugger cargo pants that were cut off mid-calf. Thanks to a ton of gel, I'd achieved a sleek ponytail. I dusted gold eye shadow over my lids, with minimal mascara, all the better to let my red lips pop, and cat-walked into the living room in my black Doc ...