I was going to rip Ro's balls off him and stomp them into pieces. I clutched my phone until the interviewer had thanked Rohan and signed off.

Ro answered on the third ring.

"Find someone else to be your fake girlfriend, asshole."

"Fake girlfriend?"

"Oh? Am I your real one? So hard to tell when the only time I've heard you say it in the past month was on the radio for this mission."

"What the hell, Nava? This was your idea." Ro had that silky ...