I burst out laughing. "Oh my God, did you actually just say that? If you're gonna make a threat, put some thought into it. Aren't you supposed to be some ancient and super scary marid? Where's your game, dude?"

Rohan exhaled, face granite. "Satan is real, Nava."

I stopped laughing. As disconcerting as this whole Satan situation was, I was more upset about Rohan not calling me Sparky.

"This was not in that Demons for Dummies book." I stomped my foot. "I've never ...