Swear to God, I was getting that damn video taken down. Also, why was everyone so label-happy? "Yes?"

"This isn't Jeopardy. You don't answer with a question."

I grit my teeth. "Yes, I'm his girlfriend."

Drio did a saucy little dance with some very interesting hip rolls, leaving me torn between wanting to stab him and rip his clothes off. Normal status quo.

"Why would you introduce yourself as a P.I.?" she said.

"I'm that, too." ...