Rohan ogled me. "I won't take that off the table yet." He propped his chin on his hands on the top of the chair.

I cocked an eyebrow at him. "Did you just put me on a table?"

"More invoked a proverbial table and a conditional 'yet.' The 'yet' is an important component of this potential event," he said.

You know what else was an important component? The presumptuous jerk still having attached balls for our proverbial fuck.

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