"You and your sister-wives must have made such fetching brides for the charismatic leader," Levi said.

"Ha. Ha." I snapped my wooden chopsticks in two. "My options were limited." To a white dress with a fitted bodice, puffy sleeves, and a ruffled hem that hit at the most unflattering point of my mid-calf.

"Limited because you don't do laundry and it was the only thing left in your costume bag," Priya said.

"This dress conveys sweet and innocent. I'll have you know ...