"Jodie," I said urgently, "if you want to key that bastard's car, then you go for it. Carve your name over every inch of his special edition paint job. In fact, I insist."

"Naw. I needed some sense talked into me. I'll be okay." Jodie threw her arms around me.

I sat there, wide-eyed.

"I'll get your drinks and fries for the entire table." Jodie dinosaur-sauntered off.

"What is even happening right now?" Priya said.

I shredded my napkin with my ...