Levi's phone went to voicemail, so who did I want to call for his whereabouts? Evil or the lesser of evils? I wasn't up to sparring with Levi's pet dragon today, so lesser of evils it was.

I hit speed dial. "Hello, Miles. It's your friendly neighborhood Jezebel."

"And what had already been a stressful day has now devolved into an extremely shitty one. Wonderful," he said dryly.

"Sadly, I think that's less a function of how delightful I am and more an issue that ...