Removing Tony from Emerald’s doorstep proved to be less of a hassle than anyone expected.

The EMTs were summoned, and Tony was dealt with no differently than any other drunk.

This drunk had a rather unusual head injury. Again, nothing out of the ordinary for the EMTs; drunks are forever whacking their heads into things or onto an unforgiving sidewalk.

That left the trio to sort the disappearing doorman situation.

Yet another knock at her ...