MILO’S POV

“So, I call this method the double tap,” I say, reading the faces in the room. Nothing. No recognition. Now I see why Nori’s understanding of pop culture is so lacking. Instead of watching zombie movies, I bet these folks do nothing but hunt humans, drink their blood, then come back here and debate the politics of the Liberal versus the Labor parties during the Roaring 20s in England. Pale, out of touch b*stards.

Not that I have room to talk. Every time I ...